ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

(Source: tiniestleaf, via variablyenlightened)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: xylemphone, via variablyenlightened)

dietcrush:

In my second grade class this kid tried to forge his mom’s signature but he got caught because he just wrote ‘mom’ in fancy letters

(via variablyenlightened)

skinandfuck:

Being As An Ocean - This Loneliness Won’t Be The Death Of Me // [x]

h0llo:

If you don’t like me tell me so I can not like you too

(via sadxvegan)

sparklefap:

my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat and being a bitter asshole

(Source: ohdinglehopper, via sadxvegan)

thatclassyassbitch:

cute-sexual:

if I start a sentence with “dude” you better listen up because it’s gonna be important

ty

(Source: journieuniverse, via sadxvegan)

reshiham:

I give your performance a 10…

on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell

(Source: greatjaggi, via sadxvegan)

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

(via sadxvegan)

jaidenbatchler:

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

(via trust)

clacl:

"what pokemon do you identify the most with?"
image

(Source: sadfrogs, via trust)